The cure for too much politics

Suffering from political news overdose? Here’s a simple cure for it… porn.

How does it work?

• It focuses the mind
• Its just as addictive
• You get better variety
• The people in it are more sexy
• It won’t let you down
• Satisfaction is guaranteed

As my friend said, if he had to choose between the twisting and turning of politics and the acrobatic stunts in porn movies, he’d choose the latter. That gets a big aye from me.

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