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Growing up pains

June 29, 2009

I was reminded of something again over the weekend. That if you’re a guy in your twenties, chicks are all you can talk about.

Its not that I’m against girls or relationships or anything but I’m just not used to spending a whole day with a bunch of guys talking about one thing – women’s boobs.

I mean, just imagine parking yourselves at Starbucks and 20% of the time you’d be talking about gadgets and souped up rides. 80% of the time you’d be passing comments about every girl’s tits within eyesight. “OOh… check out those melons!” “Aaah… that’s a D-cup!” “Eee… so flat like a runway!”

Imagine hearing that over and over again for the entire 10 hours you guys are out.

Okay, I know I’m at an age where my hormones are raging but the weekend was just bizarre. I mean, there’s got to be other things on people’s minds than just REPRODUCTION right?

Some time ago, a popular myth circulated that men think about sex once every 7 seconds. Of course, no one could back that up with a source but it was a great line to say that we’re actually nothing more than desperate breeding machines. Okay I did find one credible study by Alfred Kinsey that actually had verifiable statistics:

“54 percent of men think about sex every day or several times a day, 43 percent a few times a week or a few times a month, and 4 percent less than once a month.”

Source

Okay, so the truth is only about half of men think about sex several times a day and its “several” times, not once every 7 goddamn seconds.

Which I think is about right, considering that if you are the AVERAGE person, you do have other things to worry about than getting into someone’s skirt. Like holding on to your job. Or paying the bills. Or catching up with your hobby – the one that doesn’t involve your reproductive organs.

But hey, who am I fooling. We youngsters have to talk about chicks because a) it lets us forget about things that bug us, b) sometimes its the only way to get respect from our peers, even though much of the ballyhoo is made up. Don’t believe it? Try this – push a ho in front of one of these bros and watch him shake and stutter, hehe.

Anyway I’m glad the weekend’s over. Don’t get me wrong, I like coffee – but if I drink one mug every 10 minutes for 10 straight hours I’d be dead by now. πŸ˜€

An afterthought: Hey you guys who think you’re the total macho stud that women can’t resist – check out this ultimate alpha male who had 86 wives and at least 170 children, maybe more. Think you can beat him? πŸ˜€

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. June 29, 2009 10:20 am

    a typical guy’s conversation

    1)latest gadget , latest movie
    2)chicks
    3)football
    4)how i almost met an accident the other day
    5)police roadblock stories
    6)how i almost got into a fight (while driving or in a cyber cafe)
    7)dota

    thats why wei . Just get a girlfriend . marry young . drop the whole “chick” thing in your life and focus on what you wanna do .
    shit i am not married yet .

    Hmmm, since you’re moving in the glamor industry its not that tough to find a chick and get hitched, right? Its just a matter of whether you want to or not. πŸ˜€

  2. July 1, 2009 8:35 am

    Mmm, normally my friends talk about

    1. gadgets
    2. chicks
    3. football (for some)
    4. clubbing
    5. food
    6. ….and the thing i hate most…politics…why this gov like this n that.

    Except for the 1, 3 and 5…i don really like to talk about he rest. hahahaa. chicks..erm..i will jz say “wah, pretty girl at 3 o’clock” but that’s about it. i won’t comment on their boobs or hot bodies coz i feel it’s rude.

    think of sex every day? that shows we are still relatively trouble free and we’re still normal πŸ˜› unless we have loan sharks or banks chasing after us, and we’re constantly running, then maybe we don have time for that.

    Sounds like your friends are all gentlemen, hahaha.

    Notice how no problems = sex thoughts and chasing after too much sex = problems. Some things ya just can’t run away from. πŸ˜€

  3. July 1, 2009 9:45 am

    Err.. Actually, I read somewhere that the male species think of sex every 5-freaking-seconds. But of course, I tried to verify that with a male friend of mine, and he said, “No, we think of sex all the time.”

    Heh.

    Guys like to say that because they think it advertises their virlity. In truth, they get knocked out after a “round” or two. πŸ˜€

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